Mr. Dunwich and I were talking the other day and one of us came up with the title “Island of Dr. Porneau.” We thought this was delightful. We giggled all day about it. I had to write it. Mr. Dunwich asked me to please include pigs in the beast men, as he has long admired their sex lives. We both thought this was the best title we’d ever heard in our lives and was obviously going to be a best seller because who could resist buying a book about Dr. Porneau?
Sadly, after Beauty and the Beast was adult-listed for Beauty’s bare butt (which still makes me sad) I started worrying about titles including the word porn. For some weird reason, if I call the book porn, Amazon is going to think the book is porn. I know, crazy, right? So I don’t think I can use my wonderful title. Amazon is not clear about their rules, so it’s tempting to try it and see what they do, but I fear there would be long term implications for my account if I keep getting slammed.
Today, I’m finishing up the formatting and uploading the book to amazon. The title will be Island of Dr. Moreau, Salacious Classics. But the character in the story will be named Dr. Porneau. You all know what the title would have been in a perfect world. Act accordingly.